GF IS BEAUTY & WIFE IS DUTY,
GF IS SPRINGROLL & WIFE IS DABBAGOL,
GF IS CHUSKI & WIFE IS RISKY,
GF IS TOOIFROOTY & WIFE IS KISMAT FUTY
What will a man say after going to shit but still not satisfied??
Juda hoke bhi.... TU mujh mei kahi baaki hai !!!
Marne ke baad hum narak me jaana pasand karenge... poocho kyon? Tum jaise dost Swarg me thodi milenge...
Teacher: Kaun see devi par kaun sa prasad chadta hai?
Student: Rabri Devi par Laaloo Prasad Chadta hai.
Shahjahan Ne Taj Mahal Ki Har Deewar Ko Dekha,
Har Meenar Ko Dekha,
Har Kaleen Ko Dekha, Aur Bola......... (guess kya bola hoga?) MAA KASAM !! BAHUT KHARCHA HO GAYA
The Jailor ordered 999 shirts and 1000 pants for its inmates.
Why this odd combination ? . . . . . . . . . Salman khan is coming ....
Give 1 English word for.. "Apne kiye pe pani pher dena"
Dogs bark just like u...
Cats mew just like u...
Devil looks just like u...
Dekho meri sharafat..
Still I like U!
Once Laloo was coming out of Airport.
As there was huge rush the security guard told Laloo
Laloo replied "65Kgs" and moved on...
Sadhu: he bhagwan tu mujhe dard de,
sare sansar ke gam de,
Chela: baba itni sari demand kyo karte ho, in short "BIWI" mang lo na
Jitne channel TV ke,
utne nakhre biwi ke.
TV chalta remote se,
biwi chalti hai note se.
Reh Reh Kar Mujh Ko
Ek Hi Khayal Ata Hay
Woh Kambukht Na Janay
Kon Se Sabun Say Nahata Ha
Tu Chaand maange
main Chaand de du,
tu raat maange main
raat de du,
Tu dil maange main
dil de du,
Tu Jaan maange......
Abe bas Departmental Store samajh rakha hai kya?
1960's Girls: Pehla pehla pyar hai
ankhon main bahar hai
aja mere sajna tera intezar hai
2006's Girl: Phela pehla pyar hai
ankhon main bahar hai
aja mere sajna warna dosra tayyar hai
Wat's the similarity between u n a bottle of pepsi....
Sweet, cool, gud, easily available n biggest similarity...
American: In our country, marriage even takes place with email.
Banta Singh: In India, it is only with female.
Q: Banta Singh went to see 9-12 PM show. But he came back at 10 PM.
Coz the movie's name was DASTAK.
Ek admi sadhu se bola,
meri biwi bahut pareshan karti hai,
koi upay batao....
sadhu bola saale upay hota to mai sadhu kyu banta!
What is the best outcome of the marriage between Salman Khan and Mallika Sherawat...?
There won't be any Laundry Bills....!
Rawan had 20 eyes but he sighted only one woman ....
You have only 2 eyes but you sight every woman....
Now who is Rawan???
How does a Sardar plan to Kill a Lion?
He'll drink poison and let lion eat him. bolo ta ra ra.
Santa: Oye, The police is here.
Banta: Quick Lets Jump out of the window!
Santa: But this is the 13th floor.
Banta: this is no time for being superstitious.
Sardar: Sitting on The Top of the Mountain and Studying.
A Person asked what he was doing.
He replied, Oye!! Higher Studies Yaar...!!
What do u call when one has sex with..Ria Sen, Raima Sen, Rimi Sen, Konkana Sen, Sushmita Sen.?
Badli hai duniya,
kuchch mein bhi badal gaya hoon
Pahle bekaar tha ab S/W Programmer ban gaya hoon
What would u call a Girl who never laughs....?
- HASINA !
Q: Two hairs on a bald mans head fall in luv with each other & want to get married,
Bcoz under Indian laws, "baal vivaah" is illegal
A sardar went 2 radio shop
and started shouting
kamino maine philips ka radio maanga tha
aur isko on kiya to yeh bolta hai yeh all india radio hai!!
Tajmahal kya cheez hai,
isse badi imarat banaunga,
Mumtaz toh marke dafan hui thi,
tuzhe toh mein zinda dafnaunga
Tutor to Santa: what is u r father's name.
Sanat: BEAUTYFUL RED UNDERWEAR.
Tutor: R u joking?
Santa: NO SIR! MY FATHERS'S NAME IS "SUNDER LAL CHADDHA"
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